The lost parking ticket experiment. (mil the saviour)

So, i'll get to the title soon enough .. woke up this morning.. i THOUGHT it would be like every other day .. went out for lunch with shaun, chiali, richard, and tan at chap fan ... so after that .. i went to KFC Atria to buy lunch for my brother... while i was entering the carpark, i saw aqmil a fellow RVN who we dont have pictures of.. he's been in RVN as long as all of us.. little did i know he would be my SAVIOUR!.. after buying KFC, i got into my car.. then i realised ... WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PARKING TICKET?! .. search frantically in my car.. went back to KFC and asked the counter lady if she saw any ticket.. FUCK NO! .. its gone...

went back to my car and searched again .. not there.. went back to KFC AGAIN .. not there.. den i met aqmil at lotus cuz i told him i would be joining him for lunch since he was alone... did some brainstorming to see if there was a solution witout me having to pay 20 or 30 bux for the fucking piece of paper.. thinking abt the "tiong" method.. but there was a bump at the exit .. very hard.. i couldnt use my touch n' go cuz the card wont work if i didnt "touch" in.. den me and him went and check if we could just pull out a ticket from the entrance and ciao .. there was a camera there.. so that wouldnt work.. so we decided it was gonna be the "tiong" method edi ... kinda dangerous.. got into mil's x-trail, which was parked OUTSIDE.. and then went into the parking lot through the parkson entrance.. then it hit me ! .. can we take the parking ticket AND touch in ? .. so BOTH of us can get out without using the "tiong" style... it was worth a try .... so we stopped at the parking machine.. mil pressed the ticket 1st.. when the ticket came out .. he touched my touch n' go card.. i was so fucking glad to hear that "tit tit" sound! .. he took the ticket and we got in!..

*note: parking for first 15mins was free, thats why i decided to take a ticket instead of using my touch n go... if i used the touch n go, it would straight away charge rm1.20 or sth to my card.. im not gonna fucking pay 1.20 for parking inside for 5 mins...

First part was successful.. mil dropped me at my car.. den ... it was time... i stopped at the exit .. touched my card.. VOILA ! the bar went up... i drove out .. aqmil was following behind .. his turn .. he put the parking ticket in .. success! ..

we both got out without me needing to pay 20 or 30 bux for the piece of shit paper ... AQMIL MY SAVIOUR!!!!!!... thank u!

so anyways... to those of u who is gonne lose ur parking ticket in the future... u can try wat we did .. this would require a place that accepts touch n' go cards and another car.. good luck..

Giant Mosquito??

So i found this bug flying around in my toilet...looked like a ginormous mosquito.Damn fat,long legs and black and yellow abdomen.And then it flew into my room...so...i squished it! And since im bored...i did wat all good ex-bio students would have done...i disected it!!!(sort of..its a bug...how much could u "disect" out of it)

Big Big Big BUG/Mosquito/i have no idea

I found eggs in it!

Annoying insect...damn hard to arrange this dumb dead thingy like this... Pn hamizan would be proud of me. Not that i care. I deserve an A!

Im waaaaayyy too freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Come on BENFICA!!!

Whoop BARCA's ASS!!!

Man Utd Vs Arsenal

Mouth Watering - Its ON!
All of u cant miss this, its on a sunday, not sure what time, but really cant wait... here we gO!!!
COME ON U RED DEVILS!!!!

futsal sunday.

guys, sunday futsal again at SU parquet floor .... around 4 or 5 .... how many hours u all wanna play and how many teams ???

please post a fucking comment and suggestion if ur coming ..... i thought u guys were smart enough to do it urself without me saying this

Porno?

Tilt your head and read it. I think this fucker's watching porn weih. Haha. Not gonna mention names la.

This blog is very much alive and kicking than you very much.

Stop saying that this blog is dying lar!

Btw, wanna see something funny?

=]

nice car.

this blog is kinda dying ... so anyways .. i saw this car on the road the other day..

no doors one . driving on the highway .. imagine if a car were to bang this car from the sides? driver confirm die ... anyone can guess wats the top speed for this car? .. 300 km/h ??

what the ... ?!

Was only gone for 2 weeks and i have a new blonde/brunnete friend already?!
Meet you there later sports unlimited 4-6

Since you ppl aren't posting anything.

Extracted from seindahirama.blogspot.com

Major project coming up for this particular subject. Creative Studies. Stress gila.

What we're suppose to do is to combine the concept of innovation, batik, and a random word and come out with a product as the final project. Being VERY creative people, our random word was.. Lamp. Haha.

The project consists of a report(which is more of a thesis then a fucking report), a few sketches of the product and er.. the product.

However, today.. We were suppose to brainstorm and come out with logical mind maps of 'innovation', 'batik' and 'lamp', perfect the essay, and draft out a few sketches of the product. After much discussion, our title for the project is, 'Innovating Culture through Illimination'. Genius ain't it? I'm a fucking genius. My group is filled with geniuses.

So after we decided on everything, we got to work. Elvis and Harris were the best illustrators, so no points for guessing what were their jobs, Dheepu and Andrew(not yap, some perak guy) did the mind maps, and i did the essay. Here's a peak of what we came out with (just the sketches lar.. you're not expecting me to post up a fucking essay rite?) :

Inspired by Wayang Kulit.

Batik shaped Lamp.


Some adjustments to the lamp.


SomeMORE adjustments.


I came up with this concept, illustrated by
Harris lar. It's no fnished yet lar. We're painting it with fabric
pain and overlapping it with glow-in-the-dark paint. So, during the morning,
you get the vibrant, happy batik. When the sun sets, it's all 'goth' batik and shit. Haha.

Enough with the Limkokwing shite.

Anyway for those of you who were wondering..

It looks worst/blonder under sunlight, really. Fuck.

Since Tan posted his class photo, i'll post mine. But i didn't ask them to post lar, there wasnt a right occasion, i can't just say.. 'Eh, let's take photo!'. Mahai they'll think im some fag weih.

Not a good pic anyway.

I had Islamic today at 4pm. But my class before that finished at 2pm. So, Stesh and I got bored.

Hmm.

Im going redang in the morning. So, be good people!

That other person from Limkokwing

Pinch yourself, she's driving manual.

Back then.

Those were the days.

Me in college.

Well , just to let all of you know. Hahah , it's coming to an end of my first term. Wonderful experience learned. Haha , i learned a lot man .. in the kitchen especially. never look at chics while cutting something , you might cut your own fingers. haha .. almost everybody in my class has cut themselves before. Hahah .. Well here's a pic of my group. No chics. Hahaha ..

This is my group. Well , practically going to spend my whole 2 years with them. Hahah .. new friends .. college. well , that's life. hahaha .. that guy with the highest hat is my lecturer. Hahah , boring guy though. Class start at 9 , only 10 something can start. He talks damn a lot. Stand until can sleep. Hahah.

Take a good look at the future chefs.

Haha. Ben.

Shut up lar Ben, hardly noticed you were gone. Hahaha. Didn't know Cameron has internet.

Haha.

Anyway i made a link image for us.

I'LL BE BACH!

YO YO WADDUP MAN! Your good looking friend from Camerons!! Yes i miss you and i know you miss me too... SO WILL CALL WHEN I GET BACK!

A night about RM50 and 30 km/j .

What u are about to view is strictly for your entertaintment only.. No legal action shall be taken once u read this post.. if u agree, READ IT ... if not.. close this web browser and nvr come back..


Where should i start.. We went to 1u last night to watch "Inside Man" which was a pretty cool show. But thats besides the point, events after the movie is wats worth posting. After the movie i got a call from king asking where i was bcuz he was SUPPOSE to go home early.. so i told him we were at gsc and he said "my car got clamped!".. wth?? .. so we all went to his car....................................

yeap.. thats kings car rite there...

And i'll give u a close up on that sign rite there....

Oh well ...

So there u have it .. king doing his thing rite there.. but u cant blame him anyways, finding a carpark in 1u on a friday nite isnt easy.. if any of us could fit our car there im sure we would've... oh well.....none of our cars could fit.........

So, we "tried" to think of a way to unclamp the damn thing witout paying the 50 bux ofcourse.. wanted to call faisal the pro.. ahah.. yah rite... so anyway, 1 of the guards came and called the security personnel to unclamp the car... so King had to pay the RM50 for them to unclamp the thing.. although his car wasnt blocking any other car, they explained it was blocking the fire exit... kind of anyways... so, yeah .. if there was a fire and ppl wanted to rush out, they would all have to climb on his car to get out.. reasonable enough..

after making the payment, i thought the guards were gonna pocket the money anyways, but surprisingly he wrote a receipt for king as a souvenir..... and he told king he couldn't pocket the money.......

and the unclamping begins..

those dedicated jusco security guards...

the final touches of clamp removal... its a good skill.. we should all learn it..

So thats that... of course king wasn't satisfied with just GIVING away his RM50 just like that... so he wanted to get something back in return ... and i thought he should make his moneys worth tooo.. and thennnnnn ... we planned to come back and u know........... take the fucking sign so the nxt time he can park there without getting his car clamped.. aahah .. we went and met up at lotus... king fetched agnes back and came back with a fucking huge toolbox ... screwdrivers, hammers.. u name it .. its there... we had a drink and shaun had to send chiali back to her other hse in puchong before he could join us .. *note: i said another cuz she also "lives" at shauns place... so bryan and drew went to drop their cars back home and king dropped his at HQ.. fazil brought his kia and went to pick everyone up at their respective houses.. i followed bryan back.. we waited for shaun to come back from puchong.... racer shaun came back ... and according to king it took 38 mins for shaun go and come back from puchong.. then it was on .. we were going back there to "claim" that 50 buck clamping sign ...

AND GUESS WAT ?!!!! UNFORTUNATELY, 1u was smart enough to close the parking lot at abt 1.45am ... sOoooo, there we were.. fazil, king, bryan, andrew, richard, shaun and me in the kia .. thinking of wat else we could "claim"........ drove around .. thought abt "no parking" signs.. but there were guards around 1u ... ended up at the curve.... and thennnnnnnnnnn .... there it wasss ... 30 km/j..... glowingggg with that beautiful glow..

"THERE!!" ... the wheelman stopped the car next to the sign .. there were 2 signs actually.. a "no parking" sign but that was too high .. the 30 km/j sign was just perfect... king and shaun got down to have a look .. it WAS removable.. so den ... they started to remove it... the rest stayed in the car to "kap sui" lar..quite useless actually since it was like 2 am.... halfway through .. a motor was coming ... "MOTOR! MOTOR!" shaun and king jumped into the car and the wheelman spend off.. ahahahhahahahah ... guess wat .. the fucking motorbike went the other way ... im sorry guys... my fault.. ahah .. so we went 1 round ... and then came back to the sign to finish the remainding touches.... shaun was passing king the tools and looking around .. there was 2 ppl in the dark somewhere but it was nothing.... final screw came out and ... "GO GO GO !".... successssss ... actually king did most of the removal part .. hey, he has to make his rm50 worth it rite? .. went back to HQ to look at wat we just did...........

30 km/j ..... everyone should obey the speed limit ....

actually .. we aren't really proud of wat we just did lar... well im speaking for myself anyways .. dont know abt the rest... but i THINK they SHOULD feel the same way .. it was for the thrill of it anyways........ rmb... no legal action shall be taken by the readers of this blog...

yes... that beautiful glow..........

Look at those criminals... hey fags, we're gonna be 18! 1 of us already is... no more juvey man! ITS JAIL....

mahai .. nobody wanna take my pic wit the sign ....... fuckersssss .... i know lar i din do anything ...... nvm ....

SOOOOOO, that was quite a night ... we all went back arnd 2.30am to think abt wat we just did... well i did anyways .. king stayed over at shauns place.. if my mum reads this .. its over lar ...... thats it ... gone...

im out-

Freaky

Seriously king.. I believe you weih. Look what i found in the photo!

Look what's next to richard. Tsk tsk.

Remember remember the.. FUCKING MOVIE YOU ALL WATCH WITHOUT ME!

Haha, i had some family shite lar. So actually it's ok.

Anyhoo..

Extracted from seindahirama.blogspot.com

His name is V.

"Behind this mask there's more then flesh. There's an idea. And ideas, my friend. Are bulletproof."

Those are the words of Codename V right after he got shot by an entire SWAT team and before he slit the last person's throat. V from Vendetta. Watched it with June and Zaty today.

Instant classic. After all, it was from the Wachowski Brothers. However, i hope there isn't a sequel though, because they tend to fuck it up.(e.g Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions)

It started out weird. It went on about a story of Guy Faux, that guy from The Count of Monte Cristo. It explained about what having and 'idea ' was all about, and how an idea, unlike men, can last forever behind a mask. Or some shit to that extent.

Oh natalie..

Natalie Portman's in it too. Oscar worthy performance. Plus, she looked hot even when she's fucking bald man.

So yea, people.. Watch that fucking movie. You might not get it, you might not like it, but you'll remember it. That's the whole point of the movie. Really.

"People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be
afraid of their people." - V

Pics

On behalf of the cock eyed one


Ok...thats all the pics that were taken that day...i think

Happy Birthday King!!

Remember remember, the 15th of MArch!

The initial plan for this day was to meet up with a few "family members" and go out for dinner together but lil' did i noe.........
15th March 2006,

6.17pm. - After college andrew yap told me to drop my car in his house and that since it's my b'day he would drive me instead.

6.45pm. - We(andrew, LA, Chris and myself) arraived at rileys to play some foosball while waitin for the rest to get ready and shaun to get back from cyberjaya...I called Brian R and he said he was still sleeping. Minutes later ken arraived and we started foosing and that was when i started wonderin to myself, "how romantic...playin foosball on my 18th bday.. haih...".

8.15pm. - After foosing for and hour and the half, Drew said that it was time for us to go. Then he told me that the rest were already downstairs... we went down and guess wat i saw??? NO one! Andrew said that they were suppose to be here and that we were goin to go to "satellite" for dinner as planned. Then, out of no where Zil came speeding in his KIA and stoped directly in front of me. the sliding door opened, andrew caught me and they threw me in the damn torture mobile(trust me u dowanna be in there blindfolded)... In the car were 4 of my very close friends, FAzIL, Kwok Liang, Bryan Tan and that son of a....#%$# nice mother, BEnJAmin TAY. I was blindfolded almost instantly, both my hands were tied and my legs, tan and tay were sittin on it. I wondered if it was the work of BOndage CHEE but he wasnt in the car...

8.30pm. - IT HAS BEGUN... the torture begins., i couldn't see anythin at that point so everythin that happened to me was based on taste, smell, sound and the fuckin pain. First; toothpaste, then tomato ketchup, then marker pen and finally... lighter and CANDLES! those sadistic mother farkers.... not just did they fuckin striped me and messed me up but they freaking stoped the car and lit a few candles(2 if im not mistaken) and started drippin hot wax all over my body! The louder i screamed the louder they laughed... those sick bastards... i was merely just layanin them by yelling la. ok la i admit, it was a lil painful. They were taking pictures and videos while the others were at it and finally after wat felt like 20mins or so, kwok Liang suggested to stop BUT NO... BENJAMIN TAY said "NONONONO not enough..., must make sure his whole nipple turn pink in colour first" it was then,i started to actually freak and blowing off the candles(dunno why i din think of that earlier)...IT was not a very smart thing to do la cause after doin that they almost suffocated me by puttin a palm over my mouth and continued dripping... Everyone of them sign my body with the marker before stopping.

9.00pm. - "OK we reached satellite edi!", said Bryan as soon as the car came to a halt. I was still topless, blindfolded and one side of my shoe was missing. they held me tight and guided me down the damn mobile and as soon as my foot touched the solid ground i shouted "Tolong tolong POLIS TOLONG!!!" they took of my blindfold and i saw two things, my second house(a.k.a HQ to those of u that don noe i live there and so is Chia Li now)and... a creampie flyin towards my face. Courtasy of the infamous chef BRyan Tan Joo Aun(thanx). I was also warmly greeted by the fantastic 4 who left me to rot and not to mention, set me up; drew, ken ,chris,LA.

9.07pm. - My body = GG... damn blardy dirty. I started cursing all the way from outside shauns hse to the grill and was still cursing... they told me to quickly clean up and that everyone was hungry edi. so i walked into 'my' hse cursing and cursing and as soon as i took off one side of my shoe and entered the house... there i was, stuned. Like seriously speechless/stone/gong liow... There they were, 25 of them all together... singin me a birthday song together with a cake with candles indicatin that im of legal age.

9.15pm. - i was still stoning back in the stoneage. never was i so stone in my life(not even as stone as that nite when we "overnite" in shauns hse, ken, andrew, pak ken, Tan, shaun, chris. haha). Everyone started feasting on Khing Wei's pasta, the pizza agnes bought and the fried chicken. K.Wei is a rather good cook(you'll be surprise)...

Well thats about it... sorry i took so long to update though. Richard will be posting the pics. my comp got prob uploading it, connection too slow i guess. PS. im greatful to have all u guys as my friends. All of u that made it and also those of u who couldnt make it... not forgettin those who don even noe bout it or don give quite a fuck about me la...

To all of u who helped make it possible... thank u so much and i will never ever forget that nite. It was by far the greatest and most unforgettable moment/nite of my life. And to the one who took the liberty and trouble and all the unnecessary inconvenience to make the nite even possible, Agnes Lim, i will always love u.