Alcoholism

Just wanna take an opportunity to thank you ppl for making my bday part shitfucking awesome.. Hahaha. And sorry la Hans and Pat that i had to put an age limit, next year la maybe? Haha. Next year.. Funny if you think about it. This would probably be my last birthday party spent with you fuckers. Haih.

Okay la, let's screw the emoism and im gonna giv ya people the low-down of what happened during Zillieman's 18th:

• Most Wasted Mofo Award goes to GOH CHEE HAU! Hahahhaa, fuck man.. How did you do it lar chee? It was 3 and half cans of beer weih. Tsk tsk. This guy was practically crying.
• Aqmil trying to trick Chee when he was in the toilet to drink some "water". Strangely, that "water" was in an Absolut Vodka bottle. Haha.
• Chee getting fucked up.
  
• That 98 degrees video clip.. Somebody please post it up.
• Shaun getting a little bit too loud and started beating people.
• The birthday boy getting naked.
• You guys made me kiss Stesh in front of you all.. Haha.
• Chee getting fucked up.
• I can't actually remember what else happened.
• Chee getting fucked up.
• Me puking 3 times in each bathroom.
• Ken leaving early.
• The entire MAYANG crew leaving so fucking early too.
  
• Pak Ken peeing on the poor plants.
• BenTay sleeping in his fucking boxers.
• Chee going home.
• Finding out Bryan Tan was sleeping with my bro and Sze Ming.
• King admiring himself.
  
• Richard enjoying everybody's misery.
• Wilson getting kinda fucked up too.. I heard la. Cuz i KO'd kinda early.
• 1 Chivas, 1 Absolut, 1 Black&White whiskey and Wilson's big ass Scotch Whiskey. Empty.
  
• ANDREW MISSING ALL OF THE FUCKING ABOVE!!! HAHAHA.
  
• *insert something yourself*

It was great for me la.. Best 18th birthday anyone can have. Hope you guys had as much fun as i did.. Hahaha.

Pics are coming up.. Chillax.

Another thing..

To the drivers.. At the guardhouse, just mention that you're a visitor and that ur going to apartment "6-9-2" and park at the visitors car park, or u can just park outside the condo and then talk to the guard.

Once you've parked, get to block 6 (facing the condo with your back to the guardhouse, it should be on your right) and press "6092" on the intercom and i'll open the door that leads to the elevator for ya.

If you're still confused, just ring me once ur there. Thanks.

Oh yea, u guys probably think im shitting u, but fuck the presents, just bring drinks. (alcohol,whutever..etc)

I can't believe i took 2 hours to do this.

Okay peeps, i think i notified ALL of you abt what's going down on me birthday so i don't have to post any details on the blog for security purposes. Haha. However, i'm gonna post a map to make it easier for you guys.

One thing though, try to limit down the amount of drivers so only a few have to actually UNDERSTAND this map. Shaun will probably already be there with me.. So, pandai2 la u all settle.

Anyhoo.. Blogger's being a bitch, so just click on these links.

Map 1
Map 2

Notes :
Map 1
*My direction starts from KJ station, so get ur ass there and begin hunting.
*The tunnel's kinda steep, so Ken.. If you're driving you gotta go really slow and Jeff.. I don't think you can fucking make it. Hahaha. There's another way using the federal highway.. Call me if u need help.

Map 2
*Nothing much to say here except just follow the damn road, across a bridge and turn right just before you hit the highway.
*The monkey marks where my condo's situated.

Hope you guys can understand it.. Ciao.

Sticker's Out.

I played "Mr.PickupMan" yesterday, if u thought for one second im gonna play "Mr.DeliveryMan".

Go HUMP yourself.

The sticker's are with Shaun, geddit from him.

!!!

Guys..


WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY!?

Look at what your friend did on my training camp.

Hmmm..

Hmmm..

Pat.. I find you, intimidating.

Sticker now costs RM10

So taht means you fags owe me RM10 per sticker. Pay up. Cuz im not gonna collect it until i get all the money. Thanks babes.

Ta.

Screw you emo bastards la.

Whatever it is, there's still some truth in ur posts lar. This is probably gonna be the last World Cup we're watching together, in Shaun's hse or wherever lar. I hope wherever we watch S.Africa 2010 we'll look back and reminisce all the fucking gay ass times we had together. Driving to Genting, Cyberjaya, Putrajaya.. Stripping and bondaging our birthday boys.. Hahaha. So no matter where you guys are.. Bryan, if ur cooking/banging all the french chicks, Shaun when you're the CEO of Squaresoft, Richard if you're flying me around, Chris when u own Donald Trump's testicles, Andrew when u own Columbia, Ben when you own ur daddy's company, Chee when you own ur own bondage hse and Ken.. Haha, well.. let's hope ur not married for the wrong reasons lar. HAHAAH. Kidding. Remember that you guys are still RVN's. Keep the flag high boys.. Well, car stickers at least. (by next week! promise!)

Well, kinda random la this photo and not ALL of us are in here. But you gotta
admit we look damn fucking.. ying here. Haha. On my birthday, we're
gonna take a massive RVN photo to replace the blog's header cuz
it's kinda outdated la.

Later, fags.

True.

ahh .. i gotta admit its true although its damn gay.. wc 2010 , its gonna be very fast.. we're all gonna be 22 by then.. some might already have graduated, some might still be studying.. its gonna be very interesting to see who and how we are in 4 years time.. shaun mb own US edi, andrew own colombia and all the weed in the world, richard has his own airport.. tan with his restaurant(s), chris has his whore hse since he loves orgys so much.. zil taking photos for SMKDJ ahah .. jk chris and zil .. and the rest would have their own thing going on .. inevitably we gonna split up, oh fuck that sounded damn gay.. i meant friendshipwise, not anything else .. so we should just keep contact.. msn,sms,call .. by next yr, i think we are all gonna go in our own directions and pursue our own dreams .. might be or might not be the end.. we'll see .. btw, matthew is in sunway ..

For Years To Come........2010

Hey gays, i know this is kinda random.. and the post comin from me. Well, ive got nothing to do and besides, you guys arent posting nuts rite ?? Ok here goes, i wuz jus reading other ppls' blog and also the thought of WC 2010 and something kinda hit me, well it HAS hit me quite sometime ago.
Let me ask u gays a question : What do you see yourself doing in 4 years time?
Ok not getting emo or anythin but jus asking .... Well its simple, in 4 years ull be watchin the world cup rite ?? But...... with who ?? i mean 4 years is a long time.... but itll come in a blink of an eye. Dont you think ?? things change...... Ok lets start with richard... say he passes all 3 tests for his flying thingy and u will richard and also the interview thingy .... well he'll be off to langkawi or whatchaumightcallit place la.... so u get wat i mean ?? we wont get to see him that often anymore. ... now its all fun and games.... and that also we dont get to see each other that much nemore rite ?? Moving on , ok we can hav our fun till next year ...till maybe June or end of next year ... some of u are going overseas as some of u might already know watcha gonna do ...u guys might come back or maybe not.... ending next year unofficial = andrews going to singapore, kens going to US, Richard already left, Chris is most likely going to Aus , Zils gonna be here doesnt really matter ? haha jkjk.... ,AS for me im probably going to the US .... well theres others too .. but im not sure wat u guys wanna do ... ok im not saying we wont see each other ever again.. im jus saying nothings for certain rite ?? i know im planning to stay on... wat bout u gays ?? u gays might change ur mind rite ?? i know u all planning to come back... but do we see each other in 4 years ? like we do NOW.... are we gonna drive up all the way to Genting again ?? just for fun?? at 11 oclock and comin back at 2 am ??? are we gonna friggin throw tissue soaked with water at each other riding in cars ?? are we gonna act like andrew ever again ?? probably not .... for those couples..... are u guys gonna stay 2gether long enuff to watch the world cup 2gether ?? maybe take a trip to south africa for fun ? instead of genting ? are the others gonna be attached ?? hopefully, definitely .... tell me wat u gays think ?? i mean ... really 4 years is a very long time... i think for us its kinda diff rite guys ?? i dunno but i think since we knew each other wayyy back in primary school and some in secondary school ... the diff is that we hav a really really big group... and if that doesnt define us..... this is gonna be damn damn cheesy and gay... hahah ... some sorta "bond" ?? ahhahahahahahh .... but i mean u guys gotta admit it.... i think ....
Make best of wat we have now i guess and do all we can...
like Lucas puts it - Dont live in the past for it is over, Dont live in the future for it is yet to come, live in the present and make it beautiful.

-If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the host of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well.

-Who cares ?

Happy Birthday.

ahhhh .. another rvn just turned 18.. would like to wish CHRISTOPHER WOO KIT LIANG happy 18th birthday on behalf of all RVN's.. u btr keep scoring bitch.

p.s : this guy cant wait to get laid.

Heyyy

Chee, Andrew, Shaun and i just had a very emo talk in my car just minutes ago..

Anyhoo, just to warn u guys.. There's a killer post coming up about Copa IBA.

Stay tuned.

Sticker

Fags.. Place ur orders. Ask around for other people who are interested. Need to get at lat 25 units to get it at RM17. That means if you have a girlfriend you HAVE to get one for her. Haha. Who asked you to get a girlfriend la? There's a RM17 you'll never see again. Hehe. Place ur orders under the "comments"tab. Tata.

Own Goal!

Sorry...let u guys down...my bad...bad bad performance

Apologies.

its over.. and i would like to take this opportunity to apologise to the team for my poor display today.. i was outta sorts .. but it was a good try in the end .. we were unlucky... mb we'll have some friendlies to boost our confidence.. -e.a