A little bit of King.

Shaun accidentally pressed the "rapid fire" button on my DSLR.
This was the result.

Yogyakarta.

Ken, you must blink wan right?

OKlar so we ended up goin in the last minute, cuz the people i sent were all 16 year olds, and they needed more adults, since im lazy to type, here's what happened:

• Ken won our mini Gladiator championship. 2nd is me! 3rd's King and hehe, try to guess who got owned.

• Oh have any of you fags went on a hot air baloon before? WELL WE FUCKING DID! It was kinda homo lar, but it was kinda cool, i gotta admit.
• The cool thing about our tags = It said CREW on the front.
• The not-so-cool thing about our tags = It said NO ACCESS on the back. Means we can't just simply roam around the backstage area.
• There were 3 stages, the DJ stage, the Theatre stage and the Mainstage, we hungout at the Theatre stage the most. Haha.
• We stole some stuff while we were on duty.
• OKlar, we stole A LOT of stuff while we were on duty. Hahahaha!

• There was this guy on this weird machine thing and a parachute that made him fly who was "lankau"-ing us. Mahai.
• Well, at the end of the day.. We did our part for charity.
  

Ken, post up the Hot Air Balloon pics.

Toodlez menoodlez.

Cancelled.

Oh fuck the laast post, the thing's cancelled. They just called me and said there were only limited spaces, so I just pulled all of us out. Sorry to bother u peeps man.

Be an angel, peeps.

Ok fags, who wants to do some voluntary(ur not gettin' paid) work?

It's for the "Force of Nature" charity concert this Saturday (19/8). Job's are manning booths and maybe packing stuff. Details are :

Date : Saturday, 19th Aug
Time : 4pm - 2am (you won't be working full time la, they want us to go for the concert also)
Place : Bukit Kiara
Transport : I can drive the Carnival la if sufficient people.

Check the website out at http://www.yogyaquakeaid2006.com
It's damn cool cuz it has 3 stages.
Main Stage - Disagree, Jason Lo etc.
DJ Stage - Jakeman, Skeletor, DJ Cheapshot from Fort Minor.
Theatre Stage - Harith Iskandar etc.
It's not only a concert la, it's like a fair.. Check this out.

Do a good deed my friends, it's for charity.

Get back to me by tomorrow, 15/8.. Sorry it's kinda last minute.

humour yourselves

What the hell's that, mate!?

New splash pic.

Zillie's legal.

Extracted from In a Nutshell.
I'm fucking lazy to type a new one. Haha.

Here's the looong awaited birthday post, but before that I would like to thank ALL the ladies and gents for ur b'day wishes, i never knew that i was so important to ya, hahaha.

Ben, Yam and ELIA IZZATI are the one's that called.

RVN's, Wei Chin, *pandaa, Juney, Ee-Lynn, Henry, Nimalan, Huang and Mei Jean for either IM-ing me or msging me.

Krystal for bringing me out for a drink.

*pandaa, Wilson and Ben for actually posting up on their blogs.

And Stesh, for everything.

If I forgotten anyone, please feel free to find out where I live and do not hesitate to slit my throat.

Here we go, let's start wiiiiiiiiith :

The Party
Well, although i actually bothered to draw up a map.. As usual, humans being humans, P drivers being P drivers, most of 'em actually got lost. Haha. But it was a blast when everybody turned up. I was particuarly happy to see the ppl that i've no been hanging out with so much like Lynn, Juney, Kat, Mayang Chai's, Wilson, Henry, Jeff, Mil, Rez etc.. But other then that, it was just the RVN family, and their chicks(Chiali, Carmen and Agnes). Expected la. Here're some pics.

King looking like a dumbshit.


The lovers.
From left : KingAndAgnes, ShaunAndChiali, CarmenAndKen, WanChingAndBoon and GraceAndYam.
And er.. That's Henry on the left. Aww.

Moments before they brought out the cake.
I was like.. SO SUPRISED. Haha.


Tradition, pull the candles out with ur teeth. Stesh was being a darling by
pushing it ALL THE WAY DOWN.


This was the result, don't i look like.. Totally gorgeous here?

After that, parents left, together with most of the girls. So, BRING OUT THE ALCO! 2 Absoluts, 1 Weirdass Whiskey, Wilson's Dad's whisket and a bottle of Ken's Chivas to be exact.

"Tipsy" was fun.


"Drunk" wasn't.

Obviously, most of the peeps just crashed at the end of the night, I.. Being the b'day boy, got knocked out the earliest la. Next day wasn't much, we guys pretty much chilled out, had breakfast and left.

The Date (for fun, i'm gonna put it in reaaally short sentences)
She drove me to college. She drove me back from college. We went to Starhill, KL. Ate at that kinda "posh" Thai restaurant. The place had cool toilets. Walked around. Hung out at the lounge. Listened to music. Then the singer announced, "For my next song, it'll be "The Way You Look Tonight" by Tony Bennett."

#2 Zillieman's dream date would end by dancing to "The Way You Look Tonight" by Tony Bennett
Seriously, after listening to it fot the first time.. I told myself "This's my fucking wedding song!" But hold ur horses 'mate! Let's not go to that yet. Haha. Since i just turned 18, i can say that my dream date would end with dancing with her to this song. Come on, girls, listen to it and tell me that u don't want ur guy to think the same thing. Well, the best part of my birthday date with my girlfriend was.. It happened by chance.

So basically, it was perfect. =]

Oh.. And after the date!
Just when i was about to kiss my girlfriend goodnight and call it a day. I saw these 2 particularly familiar looking gentleman walking into my hse. As i squinted my eyes and looked closely, Stesh said "Oh, would you look at that. It's Ken and Andrew."

"Oh my god."
"Would it help if i told you I already knew?"

Looks like i won't be calling it a day anytime soon.

I was stripped, half naked lar, blindfolded and pushed into a car. Well, you can say I was sexually/physically abused in the car on the way to god knows where.. If getting hot wax poured on you, poked with a wooden stick, beaten up and anally probed by an umbrella is considered abuse to you.

When they slipped off my blindfold, my hands were tied together and i was bound to 1 Utama's parking lot.. Haih. Those sick fucks.

Meet Mr.AnallyProbed.


That's a lighter and that's a candle. Oooo.


On my way out of the "Torture Chamber".

They're still not done with the damn wax.


Looky loo, the girls had fun!


Obviously, so did the guys la.

#3 Zillieman DOES NOT drink coke without ice.
Not only that, the amount of ice has to be equal to the amount of Coke that's in the container and the ice must not touch the ground. Only then will i consider a cup of Coke to be "drinkable". Weird, i know. Shut up.

Pouring warm coke into my mouth. Now THAT was excruciating, mate.


This's funny, and I didn't even know it happened. Hahaha. Dang.

Bah, so that's all for my 18th birthday. I gotta admit that I had a blast lar, it's one birthday that i'll remember to tell my grandkids. Heehee. I'm sleepy so i'm sorry that the ending for this post's kinda shite. Hehe.

Tata, ppl.

O_o

You people are sadistic maniacs.

But I fucking love you all lar.. It was fun, no doubt. Wouldn't had wanted my 18th b'day any other way.

Pain is goooood. Hahaha.

Oh, try counting how many "F"'s are there in this sentence.


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There're 6. Dumbass.

Public places?

Read properly guys. I dont know how true it is, it was in my email. Could be true .. safety comes first.
New way of spreading aids/hiv to bring people down with them.

BECAREFUL WHEN GOING TO CINEMA, CHECK YOUR SEAT 1ST SEATING

Dear Friends, Kindly take a couple of minutes to go through this mail. If useful may advise others also.Pleasepass this on to others this happened in Paris recently and may happen elsewhere also.

A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt something poking from her seat. When she got up to see what it was, she found a needle sticking out of the seat with a note attached saying "You have just been infected by HIV". The Disease Control Center (in Paris) reports many similar events in many other cities recently. All tested needles were HIV Positive.

The Center also reports that needles have been found in cash dispensers at public banking machines. We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced with this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats should be inspected with vigilance and caution before use. A careful visual inspection should been ough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass this message along to all members of your family and your friends of the potential danger.

Recently, one doctor has narrated a somewhat similar instance that hppened to one of his patients at the Priya Cinema in Delhi. A young girl, engaged and about to be married in a couple of months, was pricked while the movie was going on. The tag with the needle had the message "Welcome to the World of HIV family".

Though the doctors told her family that it takes about 6 months before the virus grows strong enough to start damaging the system and a healthy victim could survive about 5-6 years, the girl died in 4 months, perhaps more because of the "Shock thought".