Here's the looong awaited birthday post, but before that I would like to thank ALL the ladies and gents for ur b'day wishes, i never knew that i was so important to ya, hahaha.
Ben, Yam and ELIA IZZATI are the one's that called.
RVN's, Wei Chin, *pandaa, Juney, Ee-Lynn, Henry, Nimalan, Huang and Mei Jean for either IM-ing me or msging me.
Krystal for bringing me out for a drink.
*pandaa, Wilson and Ben for actually posting up on their blogs.
And Stesh, for everything.
If I forgotten anyone, please feel free to find out where I live and do not hesitate to slit my throat.
Here we go, let's start wiiiiiiiiith :
The Party
Well, although i actually bothered to draw up a map.. As usual, humans being humans, P drivers being P drivers, most of 'em actually got lost. Haha. But it was a blast when everybody turned up. I was particuarly happy to see the ppl that i've no been hanging out with so much like Lynn, Juney, Kat, Mayang Chai's, Wilson, Henry, Jeff, Mil, Rez etc.. But other then that, it was just the RVN family, and their chicks(Chiali, Carmen and Agnes). Expected la. Here're some pics.
King looking like a dumbshit.
The lovers.
From left : KingAndAgnes, ShaunAndChiali, CarmenAndKen, WanChingAndBoon and GraceAndYam.
And er.. That's Henry on the left. Aww.
Moments before they brought out the cake.
I was like.. SO SUPRISED. Haha.
Tradition, pull the candles out with ur teeth. Stesh was being a darling by
pushing it ALL THE WAY DOWN.
This was the result, don't i look like.. Totally gorgeous here?
After that, parents left, together with most of the girls. So, BRING OUT THE ALCO! 2 Absoluts, 1 Weirdass Whiskey, Wilson's Dad's whisket and a bottle of Ken's Chivas to be exact.
"Tipsy" was fun.
"Drunk" wasn't.
Obviously, most of the peeps just crashed at the end of the night, I.. Being the b'day boy, got knocked out the earliest la. Next day wasn't much, we guys pretty much chilled out, had breakfast and left.
The Date (for fun, i'm gonna put it in reaaally short sentences)
She drove me to college. She drove me back from college. We went to Starhill, KL. Ate at that kinda "posh" Thai restaurant. The place had cool toilets. Walked around. Hung out at the lounge. Listened to music. Then the singer announced, "For my next song, it'll be "The Way You Look Tonight" by Tony Bennett."
#2 Zillieman's dream date would end by dancing to "The Way You Look Tonight" by Tony Bennett
Seriously, after listening to it fot the first time.. I told myself "This's my fucking wedding song!" But hold ur horses 'mate! Let's not go to that yet. Haha. Since i just turned 18, i can say that my dream date would end with dancing with her to this song. Come on, girls, listen to it and tell me that u don't want ur guy to think the same thing. Well, the best part of my birthday date with my girlfriend was.. It happened by chance.
So basically, it was perfect. =]
Oh.. And after the date!
Just when i was about to kiss my girlfriend goodnight and call it a day. I saw these 2 particularly familiar looking gentleman walking into my hse. As i squinted my eyes and looked closely, Stesh said "Oh, would you look at that. It's Ken and Andrew."
"Oh my god."
"Would it help if i told you I already knew?"
Looks like i won't be calling it a day anytime soon.
I was stripped, half naked lar, blindfolded and pushed into a car. Well, you can say I was sexually/physically abused in the car on the way to god knows where.. If getting hot wax poured on you, poked with a wooden stick, beaten up and anally probed by an umbrella is considered abuse to you.
When they slipped off my blindfold, my hands were tied together and i was bound to 1 Utama's parking lot.. Haih. Those sick fucks.
Meet Mr.AnallyProbed.
That's a lighter and that's a candle. Oooo.
On my way out of the "Torture Chamber".
They're still not done with the damn wax.
Looky loo, the girls had fun!
Obviously, so did the guys la.
#3 Zillieman DOES NOT drink coke without ice.
Not only that, the amount of ice has to be equal to the amount of Coke that's in the container and the ice must not touch the ground. Only then will i consider a cup of Coke to be "drinkable". Weird, i know. Shut up.
Not only that, the amount of ice has to be equal to the amount of Coke that's in the container and the ice must not touch the ground. Only then will i consider a cup of Coke to be "drinkable". Weird, i know. Shut up.
Pouring warm coke into my mouth. Now THAT was excruciating, mate.
This's funny, and I didn't even know it happened. Hahaha. Dang.
Bah, so that's all for my 18th birthday. I gotta admit that I had a blast lar, it's one birthday that i'll remember to tell my grandkids. Heehee. I'm sleepy so i'm sorry that the ending for this post's kinda shite. Hehe.
Tata, ppl.
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